Facebook Message to my Girlfriend

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I had been considering
 this topic for awhile,

 been jotting down notes,

 then today wrote it down on the spot.

In the middle of doing all that,
I found a very hilarious video

that I included at the end of the article,

plus I posted the video

 to my wall here on fb.

Anyway,

hopefully I have written enough here,
 in this here message,
 to the point
that you will not see
 my previous message
 which I wrote

 when I had temporarily blacked out

 for about 20 minutes

and woke up
not knowing how

I ended up naked and doing a head stand in front of the......

wait a minute,

I am going to have write a very long message
to cover up that last message...

it will have to be super-duper long and detailed and not too padded
because it is never really right to pad writing whether you are writing a term paper in college,

a web article,

or just messaging a friend;

it is totally wrong to do that,
to do that,
to do-do-do-do that!
Yeah! Yes! Alright! Get down! Wooooooooooooooo! Okay, here's the article.