It is a heavy burden
but not a heavy turban
unless you're related
to Keith Urban
then you need
a plastic surgeon

or cosmetic surgery
cosmetic application.
Pimples on your facial
feature films in syndication.

Badly needing tumors,
rumors circulate the airways
passage from halitosis
like Moses on the stairways.

Unclog your silly sink.
Unclog your silly sink.
Mimic Minnie Mouse,
now try that on in pink.

Try that on in pink.