The Facebook Status Update that I Never Posted

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Sorry to tell you guys,
I think I'm getting sick.

I think I'm going

to throw up.

Oh

no.

Buwhah-errrrrrr!

Burr...burr...

Buyak!

Blub-blub-blub...

Oh...

Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkk!

Kif...

Oh

my

God....

It's

all

over

the screen

and keyboard.

Excuse me.

[Goes to get
the rag on a stick
he washes himself with.]

Okay, that's better.
I got most of it up.

Anyway,

wanted to say Hi.

I

think

it's

going

to

be

a

rough

day.