re schedule

I am writing you guys 
this brief message
                           and update

to let you know I'm fine
and everything is going according to plan. 

My kidneys are fully functioning again,

                         and I got rid of the squirrels in the shed. 

I would like to let you know
 how much I appreciate your concerns,

your letters, 
your words of encouragement, 
the pies, 

and also 

                       the pornography. 

I am a better man and have all of you to thank. 

Unfortunately, the flight does not leave until 2am
and I'm going to be down there at the airport,

             sleepy eyed

 and drowsy; 

I will probably spend most of tomorrow catching up sleep,
so the show will not be until day 

                                AFTER tomorrow,

                      oct 25, at 6pm.

 So, I appreciate your patience and loyalty
 and hope you all don't mind me telling you what I had for breakfast right now. 

I put a little olive oil in the pan,

put in the corn tortilla,

let it soften up a bit, 

then put two slices of cheese and salsa on it,

 then folded it. 

 

Basically, a chesadilla. 

 

now, I made about 6 of them, 

 

which probably took me 

 

                 15 

                  

                       or 20 minutes. 

 

I got the plate and a paper towel, 

and a nice glass of cold water which had been chilling in the fridge, 

and I sat on the couch and turned on the TV. 

 

I started watching Bobby Flay

 

               on the Food Network 

 

and discovered that I'd already seen that particular episode

 

                                 in which he barbeques pork butt.

 

 So, I turn it to the history channel and they are playing the history of marijuana:

 

                                         A Chronic History. 

 

And I'm wondering when is the history channel going to start showing educational programs again. 

 

So I go out on the patio after I'm done eating, and light me up a stoge. 

 

I'm sitting there and I realize my ear itches, so I scratch it. 

 

So, anyway, guys, the show is at 6pm on Thursday. 

Remember, I am going to be resting from jet lag tomorrow, 

so the show will be re-scheduled for the 25th at 6pm. 

 

Okay, so basically got that straight. 

 

I guess I better think about lunch...let's see, 

 

    What should I have?  

 

Still cheese. Hmmm. 

 

No, that always messes up my stomach when I eat too much of it. 

 

Oh, sorry, guys, I said this would be a brief message, didn't I? Oh, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

Oh, I forgot to mention this:

 

I cooked the corn tortilla on both sides

 before I put the cheese and salsa on it. 

It wasn't bad, slightly spicy, soft, 

 

        a little crunchy, good cheese. 

 

                        Got that good protein and calcium. 

 

Okay, so Oct 25th at 6pm. See you guys there, and have a safe and wonderful trip.