Pants

My pain is so big
I need a Hefty bag to carry it
And if I love it so much
why don't I marry it?

My intestines are screaming
like they need Kaopectate
Instead I drink water
and try to meditate

Why can't I get you
out of my mind?!
I look all over,
I seek, search,
sit, walk, jump,
do crunches, eat soup

and struggle to find

you

I almost went in my pants
just to look for you
I almost did the Happy Dance
until I found out
all I found was your hair-do

Why, oh why,
Oh, why, oh why?!

I need to buy pants
just to figure out why

Until this day
I sit in my pants
waiting for you
who always wore the pants