Thursday, October 31, 2013

I Love You Like My Toaster

By United States Marine Corps photographer [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons


I love you like my toaster

that toasts my bread

and makes me toast.

I'd put butter on you like bread

like I said

like my toasted bread and berries.

I want you to see my cock and balls,

my dick and balls,

my favorite bait and tackle.

I want to be inside your liver

and help carry away waste like a filter

to help you digest what you've eaten.

I want to be your favorite soap opera on TV,

I want to be your remote control.

I want to go into your hair follicles

and make your hair thick and wavy.

Don't you like it like that?

I want to rub it and have you rub it

all over the cantaloupe.

I can see it now.